Tuesday, November 10, 2015

News headlines that you won’t see printed in the Salt Lake Tribune


Background--  The Salt Lake Tribune was established in 1870 as an anti-Mormon, left-liberal alternative to the Church-owned, moderately conservative Deseret News. The Tribune is well-known for its caustic, ever-antagonistic content directed against the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, its leaders, members, institutions, traditions, policies, and doctrines. The Tribune and its supporters thrive on controversy, but only from one side. Consequently, among its headlines, one will never find examples such as these:

- Biblical scholars concur that homosexual acts are “sinful according to scripture”

- Mormon prophet Thomas Monson acts on divine revelation, selects three new apostles

- Intact families with one mom and one dad actually more healthy for children’s well-being and self-esteem

- Navel-plunge necklines and “barely there” gowns look silly on Hollywood starlets

- University psychologists lament societal impacts of personal responsibility, individual choice

- Buyer’s remorse:  post-abortion depression can last for decades

- LDS Church correct to base temple admission solely on personal worthiness, spiritual preparation

- Gay Pride Center of Salt Lake releases bigoted, hurtful comments about Mormon leaders

- Downtown investments in City Creek Mall strengthen local economy, provide jobs, and preserve environment surrounding major historical and religious sites

- Mormons now account for more than 75 percent of all Christian missionaries world-wide 

- Acclaimed Tabernacle choir weekly broadcast:  best overall value in classical entertainment 

- New evidence for Book of Mormon authenticity:  computer word-pattern analysis confirms multiple, ancient authors

- Rapid growth in LDS Church membership necessitates one new chapel every day somewhere in the world

- Mormon intellectual rebaptized, rejunivated by insights gained from Joseph Smith Papers project

- Popular pamphlet “For the Strength of Youth” provides clear guidelines in an “anything-goes,” pop-culture world

- “Home teachers” from Latter-day Saint congregations reach out to less-active members, embrace diversity with Christ-like charity

- Refugees and disaster victims in remote countries saved by Church humanitarian aid shipments

- Hispanics, Blacks, and Native Americans find love, acceptance, and personal fulfillment at Brigham Young University

- “Fierce” Polynesian football players strengthened by two-year LDS mission experience

- Women authorized to perform priesthood ordinances in Mormon temples since 1846, serve with grace and elegance

- Full tithe payers least likely among Utahns to face debt, financial struggles

- Shared printing facilities and joint operating agreement with Deseret News save Trib from bankruptcy